buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four
peetaslongbun: Did you know if you listen...
cockstreetboys: if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome
nintendoggystyle: everthorne: judas was creepy as fuck nigga jus want some damn attention
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
precipitates: My laptop would be much more useful if the heat it gives off melts the fat off my thighs
murderer: i am going to kill you
man: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day
shavingryansprivates: thatsmoderatelyraven: tltty: seeing a couple on tumblr reblog each other 24/7 seeing a couple seeing
koenigeria: “what college do you wanna go to???” “what do you wanna be when you grow up???” “how many kids are you gonna have??” “do you have a boyfriend yet??” “did you make any friends yet???” “what are your grades like now????”